Because you’re anon I feel like … you actually mean this.
I don’t even know what this means…
Fill this “You’re Tumblr’s version of _____” with a character and leave it in my ask box. I wanna put the most original in my info.
Leave a series or a fandom that you’re sure I don’t watch or know of and I’ll tell you what I think it is based on what I’ve seen on my dash.
theoceanblooms said: I see that you’re writing Bonnie/Damon/Alaric fic these days. I see that that’s a thing.
I feel like it would be the actual best love triangle. Because there would be no mutual feelings for anyone. Alaric would pine after Damon who would pine after Bonnie who would not actually give a shit. Why doesn’t this universe ever give me nice things?
Bonnie: Dammit, I failed a history quiz again. I swear I studied all night for this - and I still got a D. I almost feel like Alaric has it in for me for some reason.
Caroline: Hunh. Speaking of strange. Have you noticed anything weird about Damon lately?
Bonnie: Yeah, actually, he’s been hanging around a lot. It’s weird. he always seems to just show up everywhere. The other day, he was just sitting in the school yard, watching me.
Caroline: So… what’d you do?
Bonnie: Oh. I gave him an aneurysm.
Caroline: Wow, that’s harsh.
Bonnie: I don’t know, he seemed to okay with it. I heard him yelling ‘Thank you!’ and saw him crying a single perfect tear, and smiling at the same time. Actually, it looked like he was winking too. Is it possible to have that many facial expressions at one time? It was like a moving abstract painting - scary. I had to give him another one and set him on fire just to get him to shut up and go away. It’s bizarre. I think he kind of likes it.
"Is it possible to have that many facial expressions at one time?"
I can’t breathe.